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MSNBC Is Reality TV

August 28th, 2008

It’s a cute little network, that MSNBC.

You can wake up with their token moderate Republican, who waffles and plays at taking tough positions.

There’s the smart-mouthed hack in his gangster suit and metro-sexual glasses.

And don’t you forget that lovable, loyal old dog, begging for scraps off of the hack’s table. He’s my favorite one. He used to have the hottest political talk show a decade ago, but now the powers that be have set him aside like an old toy.

Now they claim they have no agenda, but we know thats a silly line. Naming a rival network host “Worst Person In The World” more times than Osama Bin Laden, reveals your agenda. 

Fortunately for all of America, this formulaic, contrived excuse for a news channel is showing some cracks in it’s facade. The peacock is ripping its own feathers out in distress as it’s President, Phil Griffin, tries to spin some damage control.

 

The REAL Democrat Message

August 27th, 2008

 

This is the real message of the Democrat Party.

TRN thanks the DNC for giving Dennis Kucinich a voice.

Did you see the empty seats? They must have let him up there during lunchtime.

Alex Jones: Ass Whoop Alert

August 27th, 2008

 

Alex Jones is a 911 troofer, pseudo-con and assailant of tiny American women. His father failed him.

I would like nothing more than to embarrass Alex Jones. There needn’t be that much talking.

 

 

 

  • Give big props to Charlie Martin, the Darth Vader t-shirt guy. (I think)

 

 

SPEAKER IS A LOUSE

August 27th, 2008

 

Bwahahahaha! Failed Speaker Pelosi is called out by drill now activists. She then escapes in a humongous SUV.

We should demand that greenie officals ride around in tiny Jetsons-bubble hybrids.

 

Hate America First Press Pass

August 26th, 2008

Lord Crimson has a post on the upside down flag with Barack Obama.

It’s the G*d D*mn America press credential!

 

The Gift

August 26th, 2008

If Barack Obama is The One, then Joe Biden is The Gift.

DNC Convention 2008

August 25th, 2008

Some “protesters” were complaining about being shuffled away out of eyesight during the DNC convention.

Maybe they shouldn’t act like this:

This fabulous Democrat grassroots support was on display as they shouted “F*ck Fox News” and “Fox News Out” and shoved around the Fox news reporter Griff Jenkins. I am sure Keith Olbermann will give these “peace” protesters ”Worst Person in the World” awards.

Also, one of the videos of the Passion of the Griff, was uploaded by the McKinney/Clemente campaign. Yes indeed, this is what a real liberal politician thinks. Just go here to her YouTube Channel, called Green Progress, look at the channel’s Website and there is http://www.votetruth08.com/. So instead of “Yes we can” or “He’s better than Barack”, the Green Party’s slogan is “F*ck Fox News”. Maybe that’s why they have Rosanne Barr on board.

This is it America, the difference between evangelicals, conservatives, business people and these idiots and their enablers. Let’s watch the Republican convention and see of any right wingers are out shouting “F*ck the Daily Show”, which is the #1 news source for liberals. They watch MSNBC for entertainment.

Joe Cool

August 24th, 2008

Obama Biden Bumper Sticker

August 24th, 2008

Found on An American Front Porch. Go there and get one.

The Bigfoot Media Hoax Of 2008

August 23rd, 2008

I am sure everyone has heard or seen at least a snippet of this Bigfoot in a freezer story.

What I could not believe, is a grown man had 50k to spend on Bigfoot. He actually paid for the “body”. When a man can amass 50k for a “monster body”, it proves we live in the greatest country in history. It also proves money doesn’t make you smart.

Stupid white trash and dweeb monster hunters aside, did you notice the news outlets covered Bigfoot, but not John Edwards?

In fact, they covered this Bigfoot trash but not;

Red China cheating in the Olympics.

Barack Obama’s neglected brother.

The return of the Soviet Union.

The Obama ACORN issue.

Chuck Schumer’s loudmouth debacle.

Antonin Rezko.

Barack Obama’s birth certificate fiasco.

The dozens of Jihadist stories around the globe. Here is a sampling;

 

They did, to their credit, catch John McCain off guard by asking him how many houses he had.

They did leave out that all six or seven of the McCain’s houses would fit into John Edwards space for…

28,000 sq ft? That’s a house big enough for Bigfoot.

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